Thursday, August 24, 2006

ajaran sesat

Ujian Peribahasa Modul 5-6


ARAHAN: Lengkapkan peribahasa-peribahasa berikut.


1.   _________    _________  nyaring bunyinya.


 


2.   Pipit ________  makan __________.


 


3.  Bodoh-bodoh _______ tiada _________  __________  _________


 


4. Kalau tiada ________, belalang menjadi __________.


 


5. Takut ________ lalu ___________.


 


6. ___________   _____________  berat perut



amacam? boleh buat? :)


masa dah tamat. sila lihat jawapan di bawah. maknanya fikirkanlah sendiri.



Tong kosong nyaring bunyinya


Pipit lapar makan berhujan


Bodoh-bodoh sepat tiada makan pancing emas


Kalau tiada helang, belalang menjadi helang


Takut titik lalu tumpah


Ringan tulang berat perut


BUT here are some gems that some monkeys came up with:



Pontianak mengilai nyaring bunyinya


Pipit lapar makan katak


Bodoh2 sepat tiada benda boleh menipunya


Bodoh2 sepat tiada manusia mahu menangkapnya.


Kalau tiada nasi, belalang menjadi santapan


Takut kalah lalu jalan


Takut mati lalu lari


Saya sangat berat perut


 


wakakakakakakakaka!!! crack betul! i figured they must be hungry while they took this test. and to their credit, they weren't wilfully trying to be funny - they had the decency to leave blank what they didn't know. surprisingly, those who creatively came up with the above were the goody ones who must have wracked their brains in ernestness.


 


ini bukan kes cikgu kencing berdiri, murid kencing berlari..hahaha...oh i so love peribahasa.


 


full marks for creativity and trying :)


 


 


 


6 comments:

  1. SAYA SANGAT BERAT PERUT!

    heahehahehaehaheahehahehahehaehhaehahehahehaehahehahe!

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  2. ok. This is when Malay gets too cheeeem for me. *sulk*

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  3. you know, of all the six peribahasa(s)... i know NONE of them! hahahhaha.. lol

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  4. tsk tsk tsk nauruz....dulu cikgu ajar dalam kelas awak buat apa? tidur eh? ish ish ish...back to school!

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  5. hahaha. pontianak mengilai nyaring bunyinya? baik ahh..!

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  6. pipit lapar makan katak...he/she must have seen it on animal planet... =)

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